Hnzoorub

Hnzoorub (huhn-zoo-rub), also known as Drink Me potion, is a Wonderlandian potion that many brew in order to get to hard-to-reach places.

Description
The potion, when brewed correctly, has an orange-brown color to it, and has a syrup-like consistency. It is said to taste like cherry pie, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffee, and buttered toast, all at the same time.

Effects
This potion causes the drinker to shrink down, the size of which depends on how much potion is drunk.

Ingredients and tools

 * Five (5) ounces of wonderlandian mushroom (from the left side).
 * Six (6) ounces of water.
 * Five (5) ounces of jabberwock venom.
 * One (1) vial full of caterpillar juice.
 * One (1) bandersnatch eye.
 * Six (6) rocking horsefly wings
 * Three (3) drops of blood from the Red royal bloodline.
 * One (1) standard cauldron.
 * One (1) standard mortar and pestle.

Recipe

 * 1) In a standard pewter cauldron, pour in the water and bring to a boil.
 * 2) When the water reaches a boil, grind the mushrooms using the mortar and pestle, add to the potion, then stir five times clockwise until it turns a bright red.
 * 3) Add the caterpillar juice, then heat until the potion turns yellow.
 * 4) Add the venom, then stir three times counterclockwise until the potion turns light brown.
 * 5) Grind the eye into a paste using the mortar and pestle, add to the potion, then heat until it turns yellow again.
 * 6) Add the horsefly wings, then stir the potion clockwise six times until the potion turns light brown again.
 * 7) Add the blood, then intone the wonderlandian spell “Hszoorub gsv lmv dsl wirmph gsrh wirmp”.