Homunculus creation formula

The Homunculus creation formula is a magical formula that one uses to create a homunculus.

Ingredients and tools

 * Thirty-five (35) liters of water.
 * Twenty (20) kilograms of carbon.
 * Four (4) liters of ammonia.
 * One point five (1.5) kilograms of lime.
 * Eight hundred (800) grams of phosphorus.
 * Two hundred and fifty (250) grams of salt.
 * One hundred (100) grams of saltpeter.
 * Eighty (80) grams of sulfur.
 * Seven point five (7.5) grams of fluorine.
 * Five (5) grams of iron.
 * Three (3) grams of silicon.
 * Fifteen (15) other trace elements, in their exact measurements (if you can find those measurements).
 * Any human/animal/plant/mythical DNA.
 * One (1) giant development tube.
 * One (1) Sorcerer's stone (also known as a Philosopher's stone).
 * Ten thousand volts (10,000) worth of electricity.

Recipe
If done right, then the glow should fade after exactly nine (9) months, and then you will have a fully formed homunculus.
 * 1) In a giant development tube, with a Philosopher's stone embedded into the top, and an alchemy circle embossed around that, pour in the water and bring to a boil.
 * 2) Add each of the first ten (10) ingredients into the tube, one at a time, stirring five (5) times clockwise, then counterclockwise after each addition.
 * 3) Add the fifteen (15) other trace elements, all at once, then stir the same amount as the others.
 * 4) Lower the heat to precisely 98.5 degrees Fahrenheit, then add the DNA to the potion, stirring the same amount as the others.
 * 5) Go to the Sorcerer's stone and intone this incantation, "O Veneficus scriptor lapideis alchymicam, ego præcipio tibi, hoc ipsum a tempus novem mensium umor creare homunculus". If done right, then the stone and the alchemy circle around it should glow brightly.
 * 6) At the beginning of each month after the spell is cast, pump exactly ten thousand (10,000) volts of electricity into the chamber for exactly nine (9) seconds.