Elixir for Enhanced Escape

The Elixir of Enhanced Escape is a potion one drinks whenever they need a quick escape.

Description
This potion, when brewed correctly, is a light blue color, and the steam curls in spiral shapes. It's said to taste like chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Effect
This potion, when imbibed, turns the drinker into a puff of wind for about 10 seconds, allowing them to escape any trouble their in. However, there is a side effect. After the potion wears off, you will feel as if you just rode ten roller coasters, back to back, with a really really bad hangover.

Ingredients and tools

 * Eight (8) ounces of coffee.
 * Three (3) ounces of zapfruit juice.
 * One (1) gram of cheetah fur.
 * One (1) hummingbird feather.
 * One (1) roadrunner feather.
 * One (1) gram of zhouwu fur.
 * Three (3) harpy feathers.
 * Five (5) drops of centaur blood.
 * One (1) standard pewter cauldron.

Recipe

 * 1) In a standard pewter cauldron, pour in the coffee and the juice and bring to a boil.
 * 2) Add the cheetah fur and the hummingbird and roadrunner feathers, then stir three (3) times counterclockwise, until the potion becomes purple.
 * 3) Add the zhouwu fur and the harpy feathers, simmer for five (5) minutes, until the potion turns green, then, as you add the blood, incant the spell "Iniuriam bibit potionem pulsantes quicumque fugerint."