Nfxsrub

Nfxrub (nuh-fix-rub), also known as Eat Me cakes, are a magical wonderlandian cake/potion that many brew/cook in order to get to hard-to-reach places.

Description
These “cakes”, when brewed and cooked correctly, actually look like mundane brownies.

Effects
These “cakes”, when brewed and cooked correctly, will make whomever eats one to grow taller, the size of which varies depending on how much is eaten.

Ingredients and tools

 * Five (5) ounces of wonderlandian mushroom (from the right side),
 * Three (3) griffin feathers,
 * One (1) cup of flour ground at midnight by the light of a new moon,
 * One (1) cup of sugar,
 * One third (1/3) of a cup of cocoa,
 * One fourth (1/4) teaspoon of salt,
 * One half (1/2) cup of butter churned by a maiden by the light of a full moon,
 * One (1) teaspoon of wonderlandian water,
 * One third (1/3) cup of milk from a white cow,
 * One (1) jubjub egg,
 * One fourth (1/4) teaspoon of baking powder,
 * Three (3) drops of blood from the White royal bloodline.
 * One (1) 8x8 inch metal (or glass) baking pan.
 * One (1) medium bowl.
 * One (1) whisk.
 * One (1) mortar and pestle.

Recipe

 * 1) Preheat the oven to 350 degrees, and grease an 8x8 inch pan.
 * 2) Crush the mushrooms and feathers into a paste, mix in the blood, then set aside.
 * 3) In a medium bowl, whisk together the sugar, flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt together.
 * 4) Add the butter (melted), milk, water, egg, blood, and mushroom paste.
 * 5) Whisk together until well combined.
 * 6) Pour the batter into the prepared pan and spread evenly.
 * 7) Before you put the pan in the oven, intone the spell “Nfxsrub gsv lmv dsl vzgh gsrh xzpv”.
 * 8) Bake until a wooden pick inserted into the middle comes out mostly clean, 20 to 25 minutes.
 * 9) Let the cakes cool in the pan, then cut into squares.