Stinking Solution

The Stinking Solution is a potion that most will brew for an effective defense mechanism.

Description
This potion, when brewed correctly, is a muddy brownish-green color, has a mud-like consistency, and the steam itself is repulsive in odor. However, the steam is about 1/10 of the stench when the potion is in effect. This potion is usually stored in easily breakable glass or clay bottles/jars.

Effects
The potion, when thrown, will dissolve into a completely repulsive fog, which is so disgusting, that no one will want to be near it, creating an effective distraction and evasion tactic. Also, the potion/fog is quite sticky, so anyone who runs through the fog or is splashed by the potion, will find that it will stick to their skin, clothes, armor, etc.

'Note: If one were to accidentally drink this potion, have no fear, for it is not fatal. It may taste deceptively sweet, however, one will find that once it’s drunk, the stench will seep out of every pore of the body, the potion will cause someone to have large amounts of bloating and gas, and these symptoms will remain until the final symptom, a large blast of explosive diarrhea, gets the potion fully out of the body in question.'

Ingredients and tools

 * Eight (8) durian chunks.
 * One (1) vial of skunk spray.
 * One (1) gram of swampgrass.
 * Three (3) skunkweed flowers.
 * One (1) ounce of swamp mud.
 * Eight (8) ounces of swamp water.
 * One (1) vial of corpse flower essence.
 * Three (3) grams of sulphur.
 * Seven (7) rotten eggs.
 * Five (5) mothballs.
 * One (1) gram of sasquatch fur.
 * One (1) standard cauldron.
 * One (1) standard mortar and pestle.

Recipe

 * 1) In a standard cauldron, pour in the mud and water, then bring to a boil.
 * 2) Mash up the durian chunks using the mortar and pestle, add the resulting paste to the cauldron, then stir eight (8) times counterclockwise until the potion becomes a dark gray color.
 * 3) Crush the mothballs using the mortar and pestle, mix with the sulphur, add to the potion, then let simmer for six (6) minutes until the potion darkens to almost black.
 * 4) Chop up the swampgrass, mash the flowers using the mortar and pestle, then add the resulting paste, scraps, and sasquatch fur to the potion.
 * 5) Stir seven (7) times clockwise until the potion becomes a dark brown, then pour in the essence of corpse flower and the skunk spray.
 * 6) Stir nine (9) times clockwise, until the potion becomes a muddy brown color, add the seven (7) eggs, simmer for eight (8) minutes, then intone the words “Haec potio quaedam fiunt a repulsivis caligo”.