Elixir of Life

The Elixir of Life is an intensely magical substance that is created via the magical science of alchemy.

Effects
The elixir, when drunk, can make the drinker immortal, however, this potion has a fairly significant drawback. It has to be made and drunk every month, or else the effects will slowly wear off (and by that I mean that one will age one year per day that they go without the potion).

What you'll need
The Elixir's recipe changes every month, however, there are three things that you'll need for all.

All

 * One (1) standard size pewter cauldron.
 * One (1) mortar and pestle.
 * One (1) Sorcerer's stone.
 * One to twelve (1-12) ounces (depending on the month) of water from the Fountain of Youth.

January

 * One (1) of Baby New Year's fireworks.
 * One (1) sparkfruit.
 * One (1) gram of sand from the Passage of Time.
 * One (1) timepiece from the Passage of Time.
 * One (1) garnet.
 * One (1) carnation.
 * One (1) snowdrop.
 * One (1) ounce of water from the Fountain of Youth.

February

 * Two (2) roses.
 * Two (2) primroses.
 * Two (2) ounces of chocolate.
 * Two (2) loveberries.
 * Two (2) dove feathers.
 * Two (2) swan feathers.
 * Two (2) grams of groundhog fur.
 * Two (2) cupid love arrows.
 * Two (2) cupid indifference arrows.
 * Two (2) violets.
 * Two (2) irises.
 * Two (2) amethysts.
 * Two (2) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

March

 * Three (3) four-leaved clovers.
 * Three (3) shamrocks.
 * Three (3) leprechaun coins.
 * Three (3) rabbit's feet.
 * Three (3) wishbones.
 * Three (3) daffodils.
 * Three (3) bloodstones.
 * Three (3) aquamarines.
 * Three (3) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

April

 * Four (4) ounces of rainwater from April Showers.
 * Four (4) laughs from April Fools' vault.
 * Four (4) Easter egg shells.
 * Four (4) sweet pea flowers.
 * Four (4) daisies.
 * Four (4) diamonds (one each in yellow, blue, pink, and white).
 * Four (4) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

May

 * Five (5) hawthorns.
 * Five (5) lilies of the valley.
 * Five (5) bellnuts.
 * Five (5) mayflowers.
 * Five (5) Maypole ribbons.
 * Five (5) emeralds.
 * Five (5) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

June

 * Six (6) roses.
 * Six (6) honeysuckle flowers.
 * Six (6) golden sun lilies.
 * Six (6) pearls.
 * Six (6) alexandrites.
 * Six (6) moonstones.
 * Six (6) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

July

 * Seven (7) eagle feathers.
 * Seven (7) fireworks.
 * Seven (7) sparkfruits.
 * Seven (7) larkspurs.
 * Seven (7) water lilies.
 * Seven (7) rubies.
 * Seven (7)  ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

August

 * Eight (8) ounces of ocean water.
 * Eight (8) ounces of beach sand.
 * Eight (8) gladiolus flowers.
 * Eight (8) poppies.
 * Eight (8) peridots.
 * Eight (8) sardonyxes.
 * Eight (8) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

September

 * Nine (9) pencils.
 * Nine (9) pieces of paper.
 * Nine (9) apples.
 * Nine (9) autumn leaves.
 * Nine (9) asters.
 * Nine (9) forget-me-nots.
 * Nine (9) morning glories.
 * Nine (9) sapphires.
 * Nine (9) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

October

 * Ten (10) pieces of candy.
 * Ten (10) ounces of pumpkin.
 * Ten (10) ounces of ectoplasm.
 * Ten (10) spider webs.
 * Ten (10) autumn leaves.
 * Ten (10) calendulas.
 * Ten (10) opals.
 * Ten (10) tourmalines.
 * Ten (10) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

November

 * Eleven (11) ounces of turkey.
 * Eleven (11) ounces of pumpkin.
 * Eleven (11) cranberries.
 * Eleven (11) ounces of cranberry juice.
 * Eleven (11) corn ears.
 * Eleven (11) turkey feathers.
 * Eleven (11) autumn leaves.
 * Eleven (11) chrysanthemums.
 * Eleven (11) yellow topazes.
 * Eleven (11) citrines.
 * Eleven (11)  ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

December

 * Twelve (12) ounces of snow.
 * Twelve (12) holly leaves.
 * Twelve (12) holly berries.
 * Twelve (12) pine sprigs.
 * Twelve (12) mistletoe sprigs.
 * Twelve (12) poinsettias.
 * Twelve (12) narcissus flowers.
 * Twelve (12) candy canes.
 * Twelve (12) sparks from the Flames of Christmas Past.
 * Twelve (12) ounces of the Incense of Christmas Present.
 * Twelve (12) Shadows of Christmas Yet-to-Come.
 * Twelve (12) blue topazes.
 * Twelve (12) turquoise stones.
 * Twelve (12) zircons.
 * Twelve (12) tanzanites.
 * Twelve (12) ounces of water from the Fountain of Youth.

January
1. Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Take the firework, take it apart ( CAREFULLY ), then add the innards to the cauldron.

3.  Crush the snowdrop, sparkfruit, and carnation in the mortar and pestle, then add the resulting paste to the cauldron.

4.  Place the garnet and the timepiece into the cauldron, then pour in the sand.

5.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the  incantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Januario manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a garnet-red, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

February
1. Take the Fountain of Youth water and pour it into the cauldron.

2.  Take the roses, primroses, irises, violets, and loveberries, crush them in the mortar, then add the result into the cauldron.

3.  Add the feathers, fur, arrows, and the amethysts to the cauldron.

4.  Melt the chocolate, then pour over the contents of the cauldron.

5.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the  incantation   " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Februario manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into an amethyst-purple, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

March
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Take the rabbit feet, wishbones, shamrocks, four-leaf clovers, and daffodils, crush them in the mortar and pestle, then add to the cauldron.

3.  Add the bloodstones and aquamarines, add them to the cauldron, then melt the coins and add them to the cauldron.

4.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   incantation   " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Martio manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into an aquamarine, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

April
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Pour in the rainwater, then take the daisies and sweet peas, crush them in the mortar, then add the result to the cauldron.

3.  Add the eggshells, laughs, and diamonds to the cauldron.

4.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Aprili manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a crystal-clear substance, that changes color from pink to yellow to blue to white (clear), which is the finished Elixir.

May
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Take the hawthorns, lilies of the valley, mayflowers, and bellnuts, grind them in a mortar and pestle, then add them to the cauldron.

3.  Take the emeralds, wrap them in the ribbons, then add the bundle to the cauldron.

4.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Maio manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into an emerald-green, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

June
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Take the roses, honeysuckle flowers, and golden sun lilies, crush them in a mortar, and add the result to the cauldron.

3.  Take the pearls, alexandrites, and moonstones, and add them to the cauldron.

4.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Junii manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a pearlescent substance, which is the finished Elixir.

July
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2. . Take the fireworks, take them apart ( CAREFULLY ), then add the innards to the cauldron.

3.  Grind the larkspurs, water lilies, and sparkfruits, add the result to the cauldron, then add the eagle feathers and rubies.

4.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Julii manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a ruby-red, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

August
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Take the salt water and sand, pour them into the cauldron, and stir them together.

3.  Take the gladiolus flowers and poppies, grind them together in a mortar, then add the result to the cauldron.

4.  Take the peridots and alexandrites, and add them to the mixture.

5.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Augusto manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a peridot-green, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

September
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Break the pencils and rip the paper, then add the pieces to the cauldron.

3.  Crush the morning glories, asters, forget-me-nots, and apples together, then add the result to the cauldron.

4.  Rip the leaves, add the pieces to the cauldron, then add the sapphires.

5.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Septembris manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a sapphire-blue, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

October
1.   Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Mix the pumpkin and the ectoplasm together, then add to the cauldron.

3.  Crush the leaves and calendulas in the mortar and pestle, then add to the cauldron.

4.  Add the opals and tourmalines, then melt the candy and add that to the cauldron.

5.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Octobris manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into an opalescent substance, which is the finished Elixir.

November
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Pour the cranberry juice to the cauldron, then add the turkey feathers.

3.  Cut off the corn from the ears, grind it with the turkey, pumpkin, and cranberries, and add it to the cauldron.

4.  Grind the autumn leaves and chrysanthemums together, then add the result to the cauldron.

5.  Add the topazes and citrines to the cauldron.

6.  Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Novembris manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a topaz-yellow, crystal-clear substance, which is the finished Elixir.

December
1.  Pour the Fountain of Youth water into the cauldron.

2.  Melt the snow, then add it to the cauldron.

3.  Crush the candy canes into a powder, then add it to the cauldron.

4.  Crush the holly leaves, berries, pine sprigs, mistletoe sprigs, narcissus flowers, and poinsettias together in a mortar, then add the result to the cauldron.

5. Take the sparks, incense, and shadows, and add them to the cauldron.

6.  Take the zircons, tanzanites, turquoise stones, and blue topazes, and add them to the cauldron.

7. Take the Sorcerer's Stone in your hand, point the circle carving towards the cauldron, then intone the   i ncantation  " O Veneficus Lapis, die, mense Decembri manabo per Alchemical processus Elixir vitae turn in his rebus ".

If the incantation is said correctly, then the stone should start glowing, and then a beam of alchemical energy should hit the contents of the cauldron, transmuting them into a turquoise substance, which is the finished Elixir.