Draught of Infatuation

The Draught of Infatuation is a powerful love potion.

Description
The potion, when brewed correctly, is a deep, crimson red color. The steam produced from it rises in heart-shaped billows, and the steam smells like all the things that the smeller loves. It also tastes like what it smells.

Effects
This potion, when imbibed, causes the imbiber to develop a deep infatuation with the brewer. However, the more the imbiber loves the brewer, the more he or she will hate (read: want to murder) them. Also, the person may or may not be angry afterward for the brewer having meddled in their love life. Also, even if you get a cupid to help you after you messed up the balance of love, no amount of love arrows will slow down the murderous rage.

Ingredients and tools

 * The juice of six (6) loveberries.
 * Six (6) leaves of lettuce (as it is one of the Immortal Aphrodite's favorite plants).
 * One dozen (12) long-stemmed roses.
 * One (1) bottle each of men's and women's cologne.
 * Six (6) ounces of chocolate.
 * Six (6) swan feathers.
 * Six (6) dove feathers.
 * Six (6) cupid love arrows (not the indifference kind).
 * The juice of six (6) apples (again, because it is one of Aphrodite's favorites).
 * Six (6) fluid ounces of red wine.
 * Six (6) fluid ounces of champagne.
 * Six (6) drops of the brewer's blood.
 * One (1) copper cauldron (Aphrodite's favorite, again).

Recipe

 * 1) In your cauldron, pour the loveberry and apple juices, and bring to a boil.
 * 2) Chop up the lettuce and the roses, add both to the cauldron, then stir six (6) times clockwise, until the potion becomes a pearly white color.
 * 3) Add the wines and the cologne, then stir six (6) times counterclockwise, until the potion becomes a deep purple color.
 * 4) Add the feathers, then simmer the potion for six minutes, until the potion becomes a light lavender color.
 * 5) Melt the chocolate, then add it and the cupid arrows into the potion.
 * 6) Stir six (6) times clockwise, the six (6) times counterclockwise, until the potion becomes a bright fuchsia color, then, while dripping the blood into the potion, intone the spell "Utinam omnis qui bibit potionem hanc in amorem incidere cum me".